Oh my gawd. I love Blu so much.
Things I want to say, but shouldn’t.
Is it wrong that I find the Jason Segal-Paul Rudd kissing skit on SNL (The Vogelchecks) really really hot?
Teams I am proposing:
Team Jacob and Emmett
Team Bill and Eric
Team Jason and Hoyt
Team Peeta and Gale
“We taught the world new ways to dream.”
Lucky?
A former female teacher of mine posted this on FB today:
“7 months from today I get to marry my best friend. How did I get so lucky?”
Lucky? I guess it was your two X chromosomes, his one X and one Y chromosome, some fluttery feelings in your loins and beneath your boobs, and the agreement of the state with the church that marriage is between two people with those particular sets of chromosomes. LUCK IT IS, I GUESS.
…oh you meant the best friend part.
I LIKED TIM TEBOW…
…before any of you fuckers.
before he was with the Broncos.
before all the wins.
before the Heisman.
before he became a meme.
before the ad with his mama.
yeah, i liked him first.
but probably not for the same reason.
Tim Tebow, if you ever read this,
I liked you first.
Pics of Tim
